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by Jonny Deuteronomy
Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:09 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Pennsic: Who is going?
Replies: 48
Views: 909

I'm headed up this weekend... 8)
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:01 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Equestrian combatants
Replies: 14
Views: 385

My training says: Gig gently with the heels and make kissy smoochy noises to start off with a walk. Gig again to trot. Gig again with a tad more authority and perhaps say "HUP" to get a canter. One can start with this and skip the first 2 gaits - be sure to lean forward a little into the m...
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:32 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Equestrian combatants
Replies: 14
Views: 385

Western pleasure style with either western or aussie tack. We use a very long-legged stirrup (with almost no bend to the knee). This helps keep the center of gravity low which makes the rider more stable during and especially right after the violent shock from the lance. There are some differences f...
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:16 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: "unchivalric" novelty tournament rule set?
Replies: 35
Views: 681

Re: How would you host an unchivalrous tournament?

Wulfgar wrote:...you get to call one good blow during the tournament light (probably by saying a certain phrase so its clear to everyone)

"The physics were wrong."
This one is my favorite. :lol:
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:13 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Do you have a right..
Replies: 207
Views: 2228

As many battles as you want to be filled with unchivalrous combat. .. Technically, all the batttles you are in, in which you are not mounted and fighting from horseback, are 'unchivalrous combats', as the very word *means*, in old French "What the riders did". *BLAM* Someone had to do it.
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:36 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Do you have a right..
Replies: 207
Views: 2228

:shock:
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:16 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Polyethylene Foam
Replies: 9
Views: 304

Well you should see Polythene Pam She's so good-looking but she looks like a man Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag Yes you should see Polythene Pam Yeah yeah yeah Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller when she's Jacked to the Hilt She's the kind of a ...
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:26 am
Forum: Classifieds / Want Ads
Topic: Armour Archive badges?
Replies: 64
Views: 2110

5 please. 8)
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:58 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Highland River Melees & Baronial Birthday - Hagerstown,
Replies: 32
Views: 668

Skutai wrote:Won the event? I wouldn't say that.


Tascius told us we won the structured scenarios and gave us loot. Most of you were gone by then. He said later that they would have announced it in court but they thought we had all left.
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:08 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Highland River Melees & Baronial Birthday - Hagerstown,
Replies: 32
Views: 668

Under the capable command of Skutia, the BogTroopersTM, Anglesey+Concusare+Galatia+Tuchux+Prechainne won this event. Thanks for the loot. Thanks to all who facilitated this wonderful happening. (Sir Tascius/Highland Foorde/King Logan/Prince Vlad etc) Spent some quality time with James B., Duke Alari...
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:26 am
Forum: Armour - Design and Construction
Topic: Questions about Raising and Dishing
Replies: 3
Views: 165

Questions about Raising and Dishing

Are raising and dishing essentially the same or similar?
Does raising thin or thicken the metal?
Does raising or dishing harden the metal?
Thank you in advance.
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:12 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: SCA Marshal On-Line Quiz
Replies: 23
Views: 593

Derian le Breton wrote:
Aaron wrote:I would also find the hand-raised 16 ga stainless sallet iffy too. :oops:


Raising makes the metal thicker, not thinner.

-Derian.


How does raising the metal make it thicker?
Did you mean harder perchance?
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Sat May 30, 2009 10:08 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Highland River Melees & Baronial Birthday - Hagerstown,
Replies: 32
Views: 668

Highland River Melees & Baronial Birthday - Hagerstown,

Highland River Melees & Baronial Birthday Fri Jun 5 11pm – Sun Jun 7 7pm Hager House, Hagerstown Highland Foorde, Atlantia In the year 1278, Llewelyn ap Grufudd (Llewelyn the Last) pays homage to King Edward I. He is finally allowed to marry Elinor, daughter of Simon de Montfort. King Edward ...
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Tue May 26, 2009 9:39 am
Forum: Classifieds / Want Ads
Topic: Renn faire armour and garb suppliers??
Replies: 5
Views: 251

matt9625 wrote:Not sure if its exactly what your looking for but kultofatheana.com is very honest and sells in stock lower end armour and garb for faire goers.


I have had many good dealings with this outfit. I heartily recommend them.
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Mon May 18, 2009 10:36 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Wars no longer spoken of
Replies: 24
Views: 978

Johann ColdIron wrote:
Trystyn of Anglesey wrote:
BdeB wrote:Sea Wars. Trimaris vs. Atlantia

Those were rockin' good fun.


That was my first fighting event. Crammed 3 fighters, armour and tent into a celica. Drive 8 hours get out with smiles on our faces. We had a blast.


I am still in love with Savannah from those. A wonderful town.
Good Times! 8)
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Fri May 15, 2009 9:43 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Meridian fighting culture
Replies: 218
Views: 6396

:shock:
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Tue May 12, 2009 2:37 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: The Latest Rhino Thread
Replies: 146
Views: 4979

Aaron, I would like to get your opinion on this if I may... :D
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Tue May 12, 2009 11:18 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Wars no longer spoken of
Replies: 24
Views: 978

BdeB wrote:Sea Wars. Trimaris vs. Atlantia

Those were rockin' good fun.
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Fri May 08, 2009 11:09 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Tournaphobia
Replies: 16
Views: 490

Malcolmthebold wrote:mostly it just helps to know that i am not insane.

Well now, don't get ahead of yourself... :wink:
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Fri May 08, 2009 10:45 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Tournaphobia
Replies: 16
Views: 490

Pretend the tournament is a practice.
Tournament wins don't really matter any more than practice wins do when viewed from the REAL (mundane) world.
Try and have fun whenever and wherever you fight - this brings it's own rewards.
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:47 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: How did women gain the right to fight heavy?
Replies: 121
Views: 4189

An additional irony just occurred to me: I hit her directly in the solar plexus. She did not block it at all, not even a little bit. If the hit had been truly excessive, she would not have been able to tell us all about it in dramatic and excessive detail, as the wind would have been knocked out of ...
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:09 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: How did women gain the right to fight heavy?
Replies: 121
Views: 4189

Pennsic 2005 during the Lost Boys battle, I came across a lone female fighter. I charged about 4-6 paces while grunting and growling, then stabbed her in the abdomen. Just as I had reached her, I saw that she was backed up against a haybale and that with a decent spear shot, I could send her flying ...
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:54 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Look.
Replies: 36
Views: 912

Baron Alejandro wrote:You'll always catch more flies with honey.

Put a bowl of honey and a bowl of fresh wet turds on your back porch and see which one "catches more flies". :)
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:26 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: What's the deal with LARPs (and Combat Archery)
Replies: 124
Views: 2552

Someone lock this thread please. No way! I have already gotten 3 new awesome sig lines from this thread. My recognition of their intentional affront does not give credence to an accusation that I accept their position with regard to the term. In the Sca/WMA/ect: People get hard ons when they realiz...
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:08 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: What's the deal with LARPs (and Combat Archery)
Replies: 124
Views: 2552

LIVE - we go to SCA events in person ACTION - there are innumerable activities at SCA events ROLE - my name isn't really Trystyn of Anglesey and I am not really a sellsword from Wales circa 450AD PLAY - we fight, drink, fuck, make & showoff stuff, sing stupid songs and go camping SCA is a LARP. ...
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:02 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: How do you all feel about a 4th peerage?
Replies: 566
Views: 9012

8)
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:21 pm
Forum: Interpretive Re-creation
Topic: Re-creation of a 13thC Joust.
Replies: 83
Views: 3301

Lloyd wrote:If you want to do something bad enough, you will find a way.

This really is the secret to becoming a jouster. Ya gotta want it bad enough. 8)
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:32 pm
Forum: Interpretive Re-creation
Topic: Re-creation of a 13thC Joust.
Replies: 83
Views: 3301

I just hope no one gets their scrotums torn to pieces over this. :D
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:48 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Combat Archery: Why is it so hated?
Replies: 361
Views: 5848

Ashraf wrote:Because SCA spear gods have egos far too big to take cover behind shields.


A priceless comment that resonates on many levels. :lol:

God save and keep you, Sir. 8)
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:00 pm
Forum: Armour - Design and Construction
Topic: SCA women and their armour
Replies: 222
Views: 7536

audax wrote:Maybe someone could make a womens groin protector in the shape of a vagina. We could have some giant metal phalli and some big flappin' veejayjay on the field to go with the musculatas and boobie BP's.

:shock:

LAWLZ
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:44 am
Forum: Interpretive Re-creation
Topic: 16th century Illuminatti time to show off your kits!!!
Replies: 382
Views: 29949

The Last Valley
with Michael Caine and Omar Sharif
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:55 pm
Forum: Historical Research
Topic: What was Hollywood thinking? Armour Faux Pas
Replies: 66
Views: 2534

the 15th-16thC armour in both Excalibur and 13th Warrior.

the katanas in Highlander.
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Wed Jan 21, 2009 1:19 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: POLL: SCA kneefighting opinions
Replies: 181
Views: 3705

Death before dicksucking! That would make an excellent motto to place en bordure on a shield. Put it around the bottom, where they'll be watching for the leg shot, and my favorite, "In Modo Antiquo", across the top. In Latin, of course, or perhaps Greek; one should not wish to be entirely...
by Jonny Deuteronomy
Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:36 pm
Forum: Interpretive Re-creation
Topic: Dream tents
Replies: 17
Views: 600

My dream tent is the Henry VIII by Panther Primitives but it's $5k so I may never own one...