The Armour Archive

Agnarr

I am thinking of entering now.
and pissing Vitus off.

Just so when i have people over, i can say, well, this is the kitchen, dining room, and over her is Sir vitus gnaing on my Mahogany side board. He just finished my eating my secretary.

Agnarr

Try brake cleaner or lacquer thinner it will put one fire out..... Thor, I have set the crotch of my pants on fire while welding. It was exciting, but not very fun. Depends on how you put the fire out I would think .... Count Thorstenn the Wronghanded? Maybe is should be Count Thorstenn the Dick!

Agnarr

Randy W wrote:
Agnarr wrote:I have set the crotch of my pants on fire while welding. It was exciting, but not very fun.

Depends on how you put the fire out I would think ....

That statement could go many places not fun.

Agnarr

I have set the crotch of my pants on fire while welding. It was exciting, but not very fun.

Agnarr

I am a big fan of Vitus's Plan.

Agnarr

Fetal postition, knees together, ankles apart and hold the shield close.

Agnarr

I've been trying to decide where to go for chain. Icefalcon http://www.icefalcon.com/ and... Von Sussen http://stores.ebay.com/Von-Sussen-Enterprises -- People were saying that Aluminum would break apart pretty fast, and if you're going butted be prepared to constantly fix it. If you actually want ...

Agnarr

All I know is Crown tourney is now probably going to have at least 3 tmes as many people as it would have. I hope The true King is crowned.....

Agnarr

Girls.

male fighters.
Guys put on armour lickety split when girls are there.

female fighters?
Horses.??? Candles??? Chocolate???

Agnarr

I have a pair of "guaranteed scratch proof" polycarb glasses with a GASH across the left lens to remind me of that one. Any small piece of jewelry, no matter how delicate-looking, becomes a +5 shuriken-of-the-kami when flung at your face by a 10,000 rpm buffing wheel. I was doing a thors ...

Agnarr

Olaf, you are starting to become my hero.

Agnarr

I believe Torvaldr does.

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Fulke wrote:I am considering purchasing something more than a wallhanger, functional without being a one-of-a-kind work of art.

So...Bowing to the accumulated knowledge of the Archive, where would you shop if you were to do it all over again?

Robert P. Norwalt on the archive has made some AMAZING pieces.

Agnarr

Murdock wrote:Yeah

the only vid of me is me getting whacked in the jimmy.

That the way it goes.

Agnarr

Point. Set. Match. Animal wins. His points are all not only valid but well proven by more groups then the Tuchux. As for that feud. I'm in the SCA. I'd rather hang with the Tuchux any day of the week then 99% of the damn SCAdians out there. 3 years ago my truck broke down 2 miles from pennsic on Fr...

Agnarr

I betcha you were purty.
I remeber on here somewhere there is a pic of you all mongoled up escorting your lady?
I thought y'all just wore loin clothes over bluejeans?

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http://www.roughfromthehammer.com

Agnarr

waiting 12 months?

Agnarr

goddamnit olaf, i was calling dibs just to fuck with you but you are magic! LMAO!!!!!!!! Unfortunately Olaf emailed me about the kettle before I even started listing it -THINK ABOUT THAT ONE FOR AWHILE!!! I figured because he was calling dibs in the other thread. Do you think he likes the helm?

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goddamnit olaf, i was calling dibs just to fuck with you but you are magic!

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Torvaldr, Another reason might be that we have some space in the winter where there is no fighting events and we go to the non fighting events to shop. It also seems to me that at alot of midrealm events there is alot of people selling psuedo wiccan religious crap. some events i don't bother glancin...

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Animal Weretiger wrote:Wow. We grapple all the time and it leads to no significant number of injuries. Dunno what you're afraid of.

Thats because you guys were greaves and full gauntlets. They have powers!

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Raito! Hell Yeah!

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Lienhart Fischer wrote:Also don't forget that for a child, making armor for the US market beats having to selling yourself on the streets

Still not over that yet, huh? Your the one wanting the new bike.

Agnarr

nice... as always.

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Right. The helm barely touching your nose and being called borderline by a marshal is wrong. It can touch, it just can't be forced into. mmm...... mm... mm.. Don't take that chance. A properly fit helm for SCA fighting does not involve any part of the metal touching any part of your head. I'm not s...

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Right. The helm barely touching your nose and being called borderline by a marshal is wrong. It can touch, it just can't be forced into.

I suggest talking to Jackie at http://WWW.Shamrockarmoury.com for a more acceptable helm for your persona.

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Donal Mac Ruiseart wrote:
Agnarr wrote:I kind of want some Vitus Mudflaps.

. . . brandishing two swords and with the caption, "BACK YE OFF"

Not period!!!!!!!!!

Maybe ballock dagger and sword.

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Alex Baird wrote:*Trying to imagine Vitus shouting, "Whoa mule! Whoa mule!! Consarn it, I SAID WHOA!"

I kind of want some Vitus Mudflaps.

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Thoughts are with you, buddy.

Agnarr

Vitus von Atzinger wrote:I'd volunteer.
It would help cure my Yosemite Sam-style reactions to being shot with arrows.

Oh wow. I just hurt myself laughing.

Agnarr

I was going to bid on the knee/elbow cops. But damn, i had knees sent from Canada for less shipping!

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so basically space invaders?

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doktormean wrote:I noticed that I have tons of once glorius sword rattan, all abbout Two and a half feet, just wondering what uses people have found for these pieces? cross hilts, daggers, short swords Dok

Swords, seaxes.

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