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by BdeB
Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:06 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Actual Crown Tourney News:

The Tourney will be indoors in the horse barn. (Bleck, bring your inhalors... and warm garb.)

In all seriousness the number of fighters kicking up dust will make endurance harder in the later rounds. Might a game changer for a couple of folks.
by BdeB
Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:11 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Re: Bribes

Lord Gerhard wrote:Does brother Amos take Visa/Mastercard/AMEX?


You are WAY overthinking this one. Way too highbrow. You're a good cook, whip out a little something spicy from south of the border!

Amos is also quite skilled at backrubs...or so i'm told! :lol:
by BdeB
Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:31 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Dear Atlantian Insider, Rumor has it that due to poor weather conditions crown has been moved to the top of Mount Doom. Also, apparently at the urging of several superstitious members of the populace, the normal wooden list fences have been upgraded to reinforced Atlantium bathed in the blood of se...
by BdeB
Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:28 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Dear Atlantia Insider, I'm not sure my armour is pretty enough to be all love and beauty-like. I worry I should do something about it, but there is little time. I am contemplating glueing nickles on it. Do you think that would help? Thank you. WannabeQueen If I was in this Crown, this is the armour...
by BdeB
Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:15 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Wow. Took my name and answered my questions?

That's ballasy. (Or as ballasy as you can be for hiding behind an internet handle.)

Wow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asn6udwq_yY
by BdeB
Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:22 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Well it's not a good day if I can't offend somebody! Speaking of offensive, I've heard a rumour that the marshallate will be doing a 'sniff-check' as part of their once over for armour inspection and compliance with the Appearance Laws. Her Majesty has apparently impowered them with bottles of Febre...
by BdeB
Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:56 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

WilliamThomas wrote:
·****Hot of the Press**** Millions of Cambodian women heard of a possible milk challenge in Atlantia and are fleeing to the west.



Trail of ....Tears???

:shock:
by BdeB
Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:15 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

DarkApprentice wrote:Sure William Thomas might be able to take a sword and shield round (although I am predicting a seriously beat down in this area for him should he and Mike meet),

DA


Really? He is one of just a few that could put out a dent in Mike's defense. I very much doubt a 'beatdown'.
by BdeB
Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:56 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Re: Mentos

To get in was told I had to show to up with a case of mentos for the Crown by an unnamed, but very reliable source. These out of Kngdom customs are kind of weird I have to say Uther I can't confirm that forgeiners can by their way in with tasty fresh gum, but I can confirm that I chewed Orbit for t...
by BdeB
Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:54 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Dear Atlantia Insider, Can you please tell me a reliable and fast source on the internet for a flaming boom - yow? Can I buy flaming boom-yows for all weapons forms? Do flaming boom-yows come with easy-to-follow directions? If the flaming boom-yow does not win Crown for me, can I return it for a fu...
by BdeB
Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:33 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

The call of the Firewater is STRONG!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIraCchPDhk

:twisted:

(Notice how the Cav flag looks a little like Caer Mear's colors....hm.
by BdeB
Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:44 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Rumours are trickling in that post-Halloween several of the Crown Combatants might have to withdraw because of gorging on tainted candy. At least one knight of Atlantia is said to have suffered an injury from a rather extreme version of "Bobbing for Apples". Also, our own Insidermundo was ...
by BdeB
Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:26 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Show us on the doll where the Feral Laurel Touched You!!!!!!
by BdeB
Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:14 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

[quote="WilliamThomas"]Truth can you confirm rumors that to further separate the two Ragnars. Blackhammer will now be known as the “Nature Boyâ€
by BdeB
Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:30 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Here at the AI we really put in the miles. Recently I travelled all the way up to the Ponte Alto Practice just to get a scouting look at a couple of the Unbelts. In particular I wanted to get footage of Mistress Cunian's pre fight warm up ritual. After witnessing I'm convinced that she will suprise ...
by BdeB
Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:20 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

DukeAvery wrote:Many thanks, this is comedy gold and greatly cheered my morning. :D
Regards

Avery


You keep reading 'em, we'll keep writing 'em!
:lol:

DA TRUTH
AI
by BdeB
Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:52 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

InsiderMundo as always it is great to have you back home and have no fear I got the opossum on the car engine for ya to keep it warm, just like you like it my friend. On a serious note, Truth can you confirm that VA has up the speed limit to account for Bedford’s flatsnap? Scoops Yup this is true...
by BdeB
Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:28 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Since Halloween is fast approaching I thought I would list a few tidbits about the Crown Entrants Fears... For instance: Count Vladimir Ivanovich Aleksandrov Fears...The Flobee! Sir Theron Andronikos Fears the Reaper. Even though he shouldn't! Don't fear him Theron!! Take my hand!!! Sir Kieran Hunte...
by BdeB
Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:43 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

"That pure Cambodian, man!" - Puffy. Or Duke Michael. Or maybe not! GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! (Why do I feel like Farnsworth all of a sudden?) Using Insidermundo's giant black dildo joke as evidence I was able to get The Insider a Federal Grant (i'm not sure why the Feds are so into supporting s...
by BdeB
Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:34 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

B. Amos wrote:I heard that Duke Michael could drink an entire gallon of milk in five minutes. Confirm or Deny?


Only if there is Black Velvet mixed in!

TRUTH, OUT!
by BdeB
Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:34 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Saritor wrote:
B. Amos wrote:I heard that Duke Michael could drink an entire gallon of milk in five minutes. Confirm or Deny?


I thought projectile weapons weren't allowed in single combat?


Not allowed and not used are two different things!

"Oh no, don't take that!"

:twisted:
by BdeB
Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:33 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Truth I think InsiderMundo scared all of your readers off with his big black hammer. On a side note where the heck is my Tuesday Night fighter practice report darnit Still Scooping Didn't go so my report looks like this: Brother Amos came to practice and no one showed. He is a SAD PANDA. I know I w...
by BdeB
Wed Oct 27, 2010 11:39 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

I've caught some serious lung funk from crawling around in the back of various fighter's trucks and SUV's poking through moldy old armour boxes, hiding out so I can get the unvarnished scoop on how folks are doing at fighter practices.... but rest assured readers that the AI is on the case and will ...
by BdeB
Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:10 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Is that a Mass Weapon or a Thrusting Weapons? Someone call the SEM, QUICK!!! :shock:
by BdeB
Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:32 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Trystyn of Anglesey wrote:That's what it means to live in FATlantia.

Add 2 more to the hate list. :evil:


Hahaha! *smootches!*
by BdeB
Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:14 pm
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Nissan Maxima wrote:I didn't know anyone in Angelsey actually fought. :twisted:


Once about every 28 days they throw down! And By GOD you better not touch those Ho-hos!!! :twisted:
by BdeB
Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:57 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Trystyn of Anglesey wrote:
BdeB wrote:
WilliamThomas wrote:
Did you know Lord Llyr of Anglesey is not of Anglesey anymore?


But he's REALLLLLL close to it! :twisted:

Nope. We hate him now. :evil:


Are YOU still in the Clan? Really? I must have missed you at Pennsic!!!

Go back to your Horseshite my friend!!! :lol:
by BdeB
Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:24 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

WilliamThomas wrote:
Did you know Lord Llyr of Anglesey is not of Anglesey anymore?


But he's REALLLLLL close to it! :twisted:
by BdeB
Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:21 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Broadway wrote:Ah... did not know that.


I have considering offering up a dead chicken to him, or maybe a dead squid, putting on Flash Gorden and even playing Dio, but God Dio SUCKS. I just can't do it.

Come on, DA! We're putting the band back together!

ONE MORE ONCE!!!
by BdeB
Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:09 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Sadly the Dark One has left the building and is Odds Making No More....or at least that is just what I heard...
:evil:
by BdeB
Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:33 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Dammit, my first reponse to this post was so HEE-LARIOUS that it crashed my computer! Curse you and your 'all work and no play' attitude Mr. Bill Gates!!!! First i'd like to say I have no doubt that this is hard work Scoops! You guys should Paypal me some money so that I can hire Scoops back full ti...
by BdeB
Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:48 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

Truth can you confirm that Sir Afshin has somehow gotten his new surname passed? I believe the idea started when he found out that Atlantia was planning to remove the expose plastic laws… Anyway for his famous high flying fighting maneuvers Sir Afshin will now be known as Sir Afshin SUPERFLY. Sco...
by BdeB
Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:12 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Question from the SEM
Replies: 934
Views: 18033

I want to ask, "Hey Atlantia. You have some pretty tough appearance standards. Has recruitment/participation been effected?" Every new fighter I've explained the authenticity rules to so far has said, "oh, ok, so I need to cover plastic up and mark out modern sports logos? No problem...
by BdeB
Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:05 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Am I doing SCA wrong?
Replies: 34
Views: 1078

Huh. I must be the exception. I pretty much loathe fighter practices though it is good for my brain to get out and do it every week (and I do, every week). I love my friends and I love practicing and getting better but every week it feels like a chore to me. On the other hand, I love events. I've ne...
by BdeB
Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:51 am
Forum: Medieval Combat and Weapons
Topic: Atlantian Fall Crown Tourney List
Replies: 170
Views: 7598

I admit to being a bit worried about Grimr's chances since according to the new rules being proposed by the SEM I'm pretty sure at least one of the weapons in that video are no long usable for SCA combat....

Or maybe not! :shock:

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