Originally posted by Grandmaster Esplin:
Alright. I'm a master of all things maille, but I'm just about to get started in the creation of plate armor, and I have a few questions:
1) What is the material used in plate armor (My local hardware store has galvanized sheets, aluminum sheets, and "weldable" sheets)
Plates are made of pottery, ceramics, glass, or plastics. Discussions of plastics are discouraged here.
2) What gauge is most adequate for combat-ready plate armor, specifically a helmet and vambraces.
An HO guage is the most popular, but in that medium personal accoutrements of the figures are so miniscule as to make such dimensions immaterial.
3) How does the gauge system work? Is it like wire, where the larger the gauge, the thinner the metal?
Yes.
4) Where can I find larger sheets of metal? My local hardware store supplies only 2x2 or 2x3 sheets of metal.
At the Larger Metal Stores. Look under Sheetmetal.
5) What tools do I require?
A lightsaber and a box of kitchen matches
6) Does anyone have the link of the page which sold "Ironwood" mallets?
No
7) How many feet can a pair of right-cut, round-bladed Michigan Industrial Tools aviation snips cut in the gauge used for plate armor?
As many as the distance a rat turd weighing 1.63 Kg would have to fall to break a #2 two by four by eight supported at both ends firmly, should the turd hit within 2.5 cm of centers of the two by four and at a perfect right angle. This assumes no wind, or sudden magnetic field aberrations.

How is one supposed to cut through a railroad track? (for an anvil)
A stinger missile works well, but leaves a lot of cleanup. We recommend the studied use of primercord.
9) What is the very simplest plate armor project to start with. I have no experience with hammering metal, and very few tools.
A codpiece, appropriate to your physique and station. A small flat metal piece should suffice for now, be careful to properly deburr.
10) Where can I find an article about how to alter a piece of railroad track to make an anvil (the horn, bevel holes, curved edge, etc)
Look in the King James Bible under Genesis, that's the best description of what you asked
No flames please, because I have already searched through the articles here and all sorts of other websites, and I haven't found answers to these questions.
-Alex Gravlin-[/B][/QUOTE]
Too late. You have to do some homework, we aren't tutors or babysitters.
Now, if you'll put that ego in your pocket and ask sparing, discrete questions, I'll bet you get some answers worth writing down.
[This message has been edited by Abu MacGregor (edited 06-29-2001).]