The Armour Archive

Alright! My Mandrake case-hardened legs have arrived, and life is grand! I quickly strapped them and worked out a way to point them on, and now, for the first time, I have legs that both truly fit and don't beat the hell out of my knees. The difference is amazing.

As a surprising bonus, they are very quiet. My previous legs have all involved a certain amount of clanking around, so much so that people have chuckled at events; these are smooth and quiet.

Thanks for the dignity, Mandrake!