Rules, Conventions, and Groin Targeting

Dauyd · Post by **Dauyd** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:26 pm

Alex Baird wrote:If intentionally targeting the groin is the only way to beat someone, then I guess I'll lose. I don't need to try to cause real injury to a fellow fighter to win a fight that won't matter 5 minutes later.

If the only way someone can get me to take a blow is to whack my groin, I hope they will find a more polite way of explaining the problem, like shouting "Quit being a fuckin' rhino!!!" at me.

What he said!

Hartmann · Post by **Hartmann** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:57 pm

Sir Mathghamhain MacAlpin wrote:Rhubarb, plain rhubarb, not the strawberry-rhubarb concoction that was created in some unholy kitchen, is the _only_ pie truly worthy of kings!

Mathghamhain

No offense to all ya'all and yer key lime...

I concur.

mordreth · Post by **mordreth** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:09 pm

audax wrote:Apple is clearly superior.

I apply algebraic notations that prove apple is superior to key lime.

Key lime is good, though, as this other set of algebraic notations proves.

And one does not need groin protection to eat pie.

now a nice norman apple pie, with tart apples, heavy cream, and a drop or two of calvados ....

audax · Post by **audax** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:26 pm

Malcolm_Mor wrote:Oh, and a pox on all ya'lls apple and lime. It's blueberry, or ye ain't got a hair on yer arse.

I can say without reservation that I have NO hair on my ass.

I like blueberry, too. And cherry. And pecan. Strawberry. Peach.

Rhubarb is right out.

Blaine de Navarre · Post by **Blaine de Navarre** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:26 pm

audax wrote:And one does not need groin protection to eat pie.

Depends on the pie. My mom makes a tequila lime cheesecake (OK not precisely a pie) you would gladly kick someone in the nuts for the last piece of.

audax · Post by **audax** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:27 pm

mordreth wrote:
audax wrote:Apple is clearly superior.

I apply algebraic notations that prove apple is superior to key lime.

Key lime is good, though, as this other set of algebraic notations proves.

And one does not need groin protection to eat pie.

now a nice norman apple pie, with tart apples, heavy cream, and a drop or two of calvados ....

Holy crap, that sounds incredible.

audax · Post by **audax** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:28 pm

Sir Mathghamhain MacAlpin wrote:I would NEVER deliberately throw ANY shot at neck or throat! I want all of my friends to GET UP and WALK off the field!

Mathghamhain

Exactly my point of view. These are my friends. I'm not trying to kill them or maim them for life.

Sigifrith Hauknefr · Post by **Sigifrith Hauknefr** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:10 pm

My favorite flavor of pie: is <flavor> pie