The Armour Archive

Time again for some laughs if all are game.

Lets see those pics of fighting that will make people cringe or laugh, or both.

Ok I will play....

improvised weapons at an SCA barroom brawl....

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That ham is epic !

The weapon is pretty cool too.

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Here we see a demostartion of the new OSHA approved safety equipment for industrial kitchens...

Mord.

That is awesome!!! I suddenly have a hunger for bacon and to build a new weapon at the same time.

Isabella E wrote:That ham is epic !

But the chicken has poisoned talons!

Someone has to go here...




Is that the King of Drachenwald photographed choking his chicken ?

Kilkenny wrote:Someone has to go here...




Is that the King of Drachenwald photographed choking his chicken ?

I am soooooo going to have to get you for that one.

Thorvaldr

Besides that was in my mispent youth as a simple Eorl! last summer.....



not as the king. Who knows what embarrassing things I will do as a duke.

regards
Thorvaldr

I'm not a warranted marshal, but I'm almost certain that chicken isn't legal. Surely those talons will penetrate past a bar grill...

If a baguette is strong enough to take out the Large Hadron Collider, it has no place on a field of battle. Ban combat bakery!

Thorvaldr is demonstrating that his "rubber chicken" defense is poultry in motion.

AriAnson wrote:.... Ban combat bakery!

Careful, talk like that will get a rise out of someone.

DukeAvery wrote:

AriAnson wrote:.... Ban combat bakery!

Careful, talk like that will get a rise out of someone.

At yeast he has the dough to afford a camera...

Mord.

Eh, while we're on a roll, should we compliment him on a rye sense of humor? Seems like an odd choice to loaf on the list field....

Your father's baguette. This is the weapon of a Jedi Herald. Not as clumsy or random as a bread stick; a tasty treat for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Heralds were the guardians of between meal snacks and baked goods in the Old Kingdom. Before the dark times... before Combat Bakery.

Inverted samurai

Robert of Canterbury wrote:

wtf happened there? *puzzled*

Nissan Maxima wrote:Inverted samurai

I thought it was the Suzuki Samurai that was prone to rolling over.

Diglach mac Cein wrote:Thorvaldr is demonstrating that his "rubber chicken" defense is poultry in motion.

OW

bkillian wrote:

Nissan Maxima wrote:Inverted samurai

I thought it was the Suzuki Samurai that was prone to rolling over.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

bkillian wrote:

Nissan Maxima wrote:Inverted samurai

I thought it was the Suzuki Samurai that was prone to rolling over.

Well played, Sir... Well played!

Diglach mac Cein wrote:Thorvaldr is demonstrating that his "rubber chicken" defense is poultry in motion.

~falls over ded~

Isabella E wrote:

Robert of Canterbury wrote:

wtf happened there? *puzzled*

Thorvaldr's rubber chicken defense lead to a lethal pun.

Nissan Maxima wrote:Inverted samurai

"Sir! Nissan is in position and awaiting your order to fire!"

Isabella E wrote:

Robert of Canterbury wrote:

wtf happened there? *puzzled*

Actually that was a single sword tourney in February 2006. The fighter already on his back is Count Cadogan and the one in the air is Pan Vitus Polonius (now Sir). If I recall it was a double kill and both slipped on the snow and ice pretty much at the same time and went down in a heap.

I think it is just an amusing shot with Cadogan on his back and Vitus in the air about to be on his face.....

It just looks like someone turned gravity off for a minute or something.

Robert of Canterbury wrote:

This looks like the middle frame of a comic.
Frame 1: Is his announcing he's going to teach a lesson to someone offscreen.
Frame 2: Angry marching off OR sounds of combat from offscreen
Frame 3: Getting flung across the screen
Repeat frames 2 and 3 as many times as desired.

This is the fight that got me knighted.



Uric

Blackoak wrote:This is the fight that got me knighted.



Uric

Just goes to show you don't have to win them all to get Knighted.

Moose

Hey... The seige engineers worked out the lanyard issue!

Canterbury Bob's pic definitely shows that "Proecce ne suffit" -- you need good footing too.

One can always find gentility and grace at Celt Wars. I believe that's a Drunken Monkey Gas Attack distraction with a Canuck Cross-check surprise.