The Armour Archive

Good Morning,

Today (01APR13) we announce that Team USA has developed adamantium/vibranium alloy armour for combat this year!

There is a 50% discount for ordering today only!

With only 1% of the weight of steel, and completely dent and vibration proof, these adamantium/vibranium alloy armoured suits can be packed as carry-on baggage due to a full weight of 20 lbs., including the helmet. Due to the damping nature of the adamantium/vibranium alloy, NO padding is required since nothing is ever felt through the armour.

Regarding this process, Mr. Rogers was in his neighborhood, and Steve suddenly figured out how to recreate a long-lost process to make adamantium/vibranium alloy armour.

Please call our secretary April ASAP. BTW, please congratulate her on her marriage today to Mr. Phool!

Shields of adamantium/vibranium alloy are our specialty!


With an honest face and honest business,

Mr. Tony Starkers



PS: Thrusters, claws and repulsers are available for an extra fee. Documentation for the extras is on you.

I'm holding out for mithril.

Adamantium is harder and paired with vibranium's shock-absorbing abilities means there's nothing else on the planet that can withstand it. Since Mithril is from another dimension, it isn't likely we'll see it. Dwarves tend to hide.

Mithril isn't from another dimension.

Middle Earth was Europe and North Africa.

This sale is now closed. No orders were made to the unlisted and fictional number by COB on 01APR13. We were looking forward to seeing Andre hovering above the BOTN crowd and having claws pop out of his hands, but it's not to be.

Yeah?
How many nickles did you plan to glue to him?


-Badger-

Vladimir wrote:Mithril isn't from another dimension.

Middle Earth was Europe and North Africa.

Was not!

1% of the weight of steel, yet 20 pounds? Something isn't adding up, or my steel harness is way too light.

The helmet isn't allowed to be made of ultra light material.

Vladimir wrote:The helmet isn't allowed to be made of ultra light material.

Ahh, but that's where the vibranium's mythic qualities come in to play!

Still, I think that is the one and only part where the rules say "steel" instead of "or equivalent".

Still, I've never had a marshal weigh my helmet. Though they have weighed my pole arm.

Vladimir wrote:Still, I've never had a marshal weigh my helmet.

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