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Posted: **Sat Dec 20, 2003 11:54 am**

Coming soon from Mandrake Armory Press-
The Life and Exploits of Baron Gustav Von Shnicktengruben!!
Yes, a biography of the now-famous author of Krotchpunt, written by a life-long servant of the Shnicktengruben family, and translated by myself.
You will thrill at the adventure! You will laugh till you puke! You will cry at the pathos!
Buy it, because it will be really, really stupid. Thank you.

Posted: **Sat Dec 20, 2003 10:04 pm**

I can't wait to plunk down some more hard earned cash for another of your priceless translations.

Just promise me you won't LoTR on me and offer a special "collectors set" down the road with added content, as I am buying them up as they come out.

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-Scott Thomas
Symon Fitz Gilbert, Squire to Sir Mitchell MacBain

Mundanely: Scott Bryan Thomas
(Evil Denizens Local 584)

Posted: **Sat Dec 20, 2003 10:05 pm**

That is a GREAT IDEA!
Hahahaha!

Posted: **Sat Dec 20, 2003 10:55 pm**

I want greenboot bookends!

Posted: **Sat Dec 20, 2003 10:58 pm**

You can get that hilarious Green Boot bottle opener from Roderick- it's pretty great.

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