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WTB: Armoured Colostomy bag
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:43 am
by Seved Ribbing
I need something to protect my shit. All designs will be considered.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:49 am
by Agnarr
http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/image/s_cork2.jpg
just use one of these and you can keep it with you.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:08 pm
by Kotek
My only suggestion is a very rigid breastplate, and a scutum.
You just don't want a pike to get you in the belly.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:42 pm
by The Lost Celt
Kotek wrote:My only suggestion is a very rigid breastplate, and a scutum.
You just don't want a pike to get you in the belly.
Well... points for realism I suppose.
Honestly I'm wondering how you'd do it, a good globose is the only thing I can think of, and even then I'm thinking it's too high up. Tonlet perhaps with some sort of modified interior?
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:45 pm
by MJBlazek
please let this be an April Fools joke.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:50 pm
by miscreant
Thank god it didn't say "For Sale: Used Colostomy Bag".
Re: WTB: Armoured Colostomy bag
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:55 pm
by mordreth
Armyeric wrote:I need something to protect my shit. All designs will be considered.
being absolutely ignorant of the procedures where is it located
