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Condoms in period?

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in days of old
when knights were bold
and condom were not yet invented

a knight wrapped a sock
around his c#$%
and f#$%ed his wench contented
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ewh... i bet that thing is just dripping with history....
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Wolf wrote:ewh... i bet that thing is just dripping with history....


Now, you really didn't have to go there, did you?

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Latin, eh? Well that explains why there where so few educated people...those that could read it, used it, and had fewer kids.
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like our archiver saverio, no wait he jsut cant get a date.... ooooooooooo ehhehe
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So, the instructions are in Latin, which is the language of the Church? Does that mean the Church once approved of condoms for birth control???

As an aside, I think it is interesting that the RC Church approves of withdrawal as birth control, yet that is what Onan was struck down for.

(Onan's brother had died without heirs, and per custom Onan was obligated to provide them by impregnating the widow. Onan, resenting the child would legally be regarded as his brother's, did not complete the deed.)

What is commonly taught as Onanism (using one's hand... :D ) is actually wrongly named, and what is really Onanism is approved!

Condoms and Onanism, 2 reasons among many why I am not a practicing Catholic.
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As an aside, Onan was specifically commanded by God to impregnate his brothers wife.

He chose to disobey.

God Killed him.

Why people extrapolate masturbation, coitus interruptus, or what not as a "great offense to God" because of this story is beyond me. What I get from it is:
"If God says to knock a bitch up, you better do it. "
Just like if he said- "shave your head". You do it. or get struck down and have millions of people, years down the line believe that shaving is offensive to God.

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