"WAAAHH! I want to use crappy equipment... I know that it looks bad and I don't care. You all can shove it because my stubborn ass will not take any advice, no matter how learned."

Step 1 - Track him down. Step 2 - Break a bone of choice (fingers and toes work well). Step 3 - Ask him the following question: "Are my gauntlets done yet?" Step 4 - Repeat steps 2 and 2 until the desired result is achieved. Works in some countries. Unfortunately we have laws that harbor and protect...