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DarkApprentice

Here I am!

I will think about the peoples in this list and come ups with some oddz you all!

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Eamonn MacCampbell wrote:
Baron Alejandro wrote:Dark Apprentice! Dark Apprentice! Dark Apprentice!

But does DA know anyone in Artemisia....

Yes... yes I do know people in Artemisia.

I will think on this.

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tin it

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You know a lot JPdeS.

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Mikael d'Armstreet wrote:[img]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/906846/nabaasia01.jpg[/img]

http://armstreet.com/store/clothers/1/

Wow!!!

What a hottie!

DA

PS- no offense meant to anyone involved with her but she is beautiful! Her boyfriend must be a lucky man!!

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Hi there everyone!!! These last few Drachenwald Crown's have been really good. I think that this one is probably going to be the most evenly fought and most fun to watch of many in a long time. There are many cool people in this one and a bunch of guys who are going to be right at the top. I think t...

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Arron Kylech wrote:I wanna say late period. From 1350-1453.

Then you could probably get away with using a bascinet! HAHAHA!

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dude, seriously, gamboissed armor, let alone anything solid would have prevented f'ing Ewoks from doing damage to Stormtroopers.

Ewoks sucketh.

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You know, the more I think about it, I don't think that it is really easy to get a thrust in to the arm that would be good. What do you all think?

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Watch out for Ewoks. Apparently they are able to hit at +5 or more vs. Stormtroopers. Can anyone please explain how their stick and stone weapons would even get through barrel plastic

? I mean seriously, how different would that be from SCA fighting with rattan.

Uhoh- brain exploding.

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Next thing someone will tell me that the Weekly World News is *not* the absolute truth in every possible way. I really wonder what it is about human psychology that makes us eager to believe any accusation and prepared to just accept it, even when we know that it is highly unlikely to be true. Gavi...

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Here I am!!!!!!!!!! Nothing is wrong with The Trooper, Freiman, but Piece of Mind sets the right tone. You know, like listening to Ozzy backwards drinking a case of Mad Dog 20/20 and ending up lying naked in a cornfield while barking at the moon... You know, that kind of thing. For whatever reason, ...

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Your Knight looks like a punk. It looks like he is using a small shield to try to impress people. Tell him to fight like he means it so people can really evaluate him and you. I can think of 10 fighters in the West who wold kick his ass for using such a small unrealistic shield. He isn't Hauoc. I w...

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Your Knight looks like a punk. It looks like he is using a small shield to try to impress people. Tell him to fight like he means it so people can really evaluate him and you. I can think of 10 fighters in the West who would beat him easily while using such a small unrealistic shield. He isn't Hauoc...

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I would think DA would have to change the red velvet because that would be too gay. And maybe replace the lantern with a laser or a flame thrower. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! Only in how you would use it. I would make it into hot pants that Betsy Lynn George would have to wear! DA PS- There is no rule about ...

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Umm, that would be this time this friend of mine was hammering for hours on this piece of 20 ga spring steel, and using all sorts of heat stuff, and then coming out to complain that he couldn't move it (it had been dented just a little bit), and asking if spring took something special to work it. It...

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This one time, I wa like polishing this vambrace on a grinder, and I get a call on my cell phone, so I reach to pick it up because i was expecting this call from this hot groupie girl, and it was her, and I slip the vambrace under my arm to hold it as I pick up the phone, and I go like, "hello,...

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As interesting was a German shiled from around 1550, which had a center spike, a sword blade out one side, and an attached articulated gauntlet parallel to the sword blade with dagger blades coming off the metacarpal knuckles of the index and pinky fingers. I posit that were DA to use anything madu...

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Vitus von Atzinger wrote:I played for 20 minutes and I found the only thing I wanted to do was ask strange characters idiotic questions like "Does this battle axe make my butt look big?"

I luvz Vitus!!!

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Here I am! I am going to go over my notes for this one. I think that overall it will be a very tightly contested Crown, though. I am wondering if Thorvaldr, Gerhardt, or Ivan will rise to the occasion and dominate the field or not. All are strong contenders, and several of the other fighters in the ...

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Man-O-War has no songs about Madus, so how can they be cool. They talk about swords, and axes and hammers and things, but not Madu's. What would that rhyme with anyway? DOO! In Man-O-War's Warrior's Prayer, there is no mention of Madu's. They talk about steel!!! http://static.metal-archives.com/imag...

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Or everything could just be light or have insufficient force until something that had sufficient force hit you

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Domnall wrote:Dark Apprentice, Dark Apprentice, Dark Apprentice

Here I am! Here I am! What am I here for, I don't have new armor to show off

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Fight to satisfaction!!!

Only die when you know when you were dead or don't want to go on anymore!

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13 since I started.

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My bastard sword slays the undead and the living! Me and the metal godz rule the netherworld and beyond!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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fo sho! Teaching=great way to learn. It helps you clarifiy what you are doing and better understand it.

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So, I see my evil plans for Archive domination are finally coming to fruition...

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or it could just be something else too.

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Yeah, swords shouldn't fall under the don't change your gear category, because you should use new ones, but they should be basically the same as your old ones just new and good. Don't change the length, or the weight by much.

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The Boom Yow!!!

And my immense enclyclopedic brain powers of fighters and their special moves.

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OK OK, I realize the kind of advice you really want to hear, sooooo I drank a bottle of MD 20/20 and turned on the Man-O-War... Go out then and when you hit the guy and he falls, yell KRRAAW! as loud as you can and do a really cool pose that looks like an EAGLE CLAW! It will strike fear into the hea...

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Congrats Phelan!

What did Felan say when you all taped the odds to his helmet? What did anyone say? I bet it was funny

I wish I could have seen the tourney. It looked like a great field.

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This is one of the deepest lists I have ever seen. I wonder how many peopel who are entered in it will actually fight? That would significantly change the odds depeneding on who dropped out or not. I do not foresee an unblet making their way all the way to the end of this list. There are just too ma...

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try not to cross your arms. Remember, a leg or body shot probably hurts more than a head shot.

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I think too many people make finger gauntlets that are just plain too big. Look at the ones that a dude like mac makes, or at the ones in come statues. They are small. That is why they look and feel cooler than the ones most dudes make.

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Re: New costumes uploaded to store