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Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:17 am
by Theo
Marshal wrote:
Signo wrote:I've seen worse.
I do NOT want to know where.
I was at a Renn Faire and saw a guy with a hat made out of leather straps arranged kind of in the manner of a spangenhelm held together and decorated with 1" chrome Christmas tree spikes. There was nothing inbetween the straps that would make it into anything close to a helmet. The rest of his costume was just a T-shirt and jeans.

Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:21 am
by Sigismund von Helfenstein
Theo wrote:
Marshal wrote:
Signo wrote:I've seen worse.
I do NOT want to know where.
I was at a Renn Faire and saw a guy with a hat made out of leather straps arranged kind of in the manner of a spangenhelm held together and decorated with 1" chrome Christmas tree spikes. There was nothing inbetween the straps that would make it into anything close to a helmet. The rest of his costume was just a T-shirt and jeans.
It doesn't sound like that man was particularly concerned with authenticity.

Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:39 am
by Marshal
"How did you arrive at that hypothesis?" :wink:

Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:38 am
by Rock
What's wrong with those? I think they look pretty cool.

Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:26 am
by sirjarondelyons
the 1st one the eyes are wrong and the second has random horns and ears added on that dont make sence on that helm

Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:54 am
by bigfredb
:shock: :roll:

Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 7:17 am
by Dan Howard
Actually the second one is kinda modelled from real examples, but they are not Viking or Greek.

Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:38 pm
by Rock
sirjarondelyons wrote:the 1st one the eyes are wrong and the second has random horns and ears added on that dont make sence on that helm
Ok you're right about the eyes on the first one, but that aside, they both look good to me. The horns and ears fit very well imo. Atleast if you look at them as fantasy helms.
My opinion on esthetics is not affected by historical accuracy.

Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 7:39 pm
by Oskar der Drachen
Marshal wrote:
Signo wrote:I've seen worse.
I do NOT want to know where.
Here!

http://tinyurl.com/9m3tlop

Cool Steel Spike Renaissance Medieval LARGE Knight Helmet Original Piece

Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:00 am
by Yojimbo
Grimr wrote:
Swete wrote:What is the opposite of being in one's bunk? The outhouse? ....I will be in the outhouse.
Thank you Swete for prompting me to shoot Mt. Dew out my nose!! :)

Grimr
LOL !!!!

Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:31 pm
by Paladin74
Oskar der Drachen wrote:
Marshal wrote:
Signo wrote:I've seen worse.
I do NOT want to know where.
Here!

http://tinyurl.com/9m3tlop

Cool Steel Spike Renaissance Medieval LARGE Knight Helmet Original Piece
Hey now, that's unique art!

Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:39 pm
by Oskar der Drachen
You do understand Paladin, that you just used the word "art" as a pejorative?

Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:27 pm
by Ld Thomas Willoughby
I've never met a self proclaimed Artist that wasn't some form of bat shit crazy. :roll:

Artisans and Craftsmen however I find to be quite a different kind of crazy. :P

Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:31 pm
by Ernst
Theo wrote:
Marshal wrote:
Signo wrote:I've seen worse.
I do NOT want to know where.
I was at a Renn Faire and saw a guy with a hat made out of leather straps arranged kind of in the manner of a spangenhelm held together and decorated with 1" chrome Christmas tree spikes. There was nothing inbetween the straps that would make it into anything close to a helmet. The rest of his costume was just a T-shirt and jeans.
Not to be outdone by Dan, I offer,without the spikes, a couple of spangen-strap helmets.


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Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:45 pm
by Ld Thomas Willoughby
Spangen frame with spikes you say? This one comes to mind. :D


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Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:11 am
by Steerpike
Oskar der Drachen wrote:
Marshal wrote:
Signo wrote:I've seen worse.
I do NOT want to know where.
Here!

http://tinyurl.com/9m3tlop

Cool Steel Spike Renaissance Medieval LARGE Knight Helmet Original Piece
Hey!
He missed out the all important word "Fetishist" from the description :shock:
Mmm..kinkeh

Re: WTF?? Look at this stupid thing.

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:31 am
by Konstantin the Red
I think I remember a German customs agent giving me that very look.