The Armour Archive

I've decide to try and start a fun little game that I like to call "Spot the armouring errors" Since this will be the first, I thought I'd make it really easy. Heck, I know almost nothing of plate armour, and I can spot a bunch of problems. So, without further ado, the first contestant.
[img]http://link.freepichosting.com/image.cgi/14665/0.jpg?x=600&y=400[/img]

Have fun!!!!

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Get it hot, hit it hard!

1. wolves are the 4 legged type not 2 legged which will normally be following the armour around.
2. Mail drape like cloth.
3. Skin type plate! Oy the chaffing it will cause.
4. Breastesss would freeze in the weather.
5. Only 1 buckle holding the whole thing together.
6. the sword verry interesting. It also julliette fries.
7. Dagger in very uncomfortable postion.

Make a decision - either get a helmet, or a lot more hair spray!

Also, tie back your hair woman. You'll aspirate one of your ember-like tresses at the wrong time and that's all she wrote. (Speaks a long-haired fighter who knows whereof he speaks...)

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"Or, a pall inverted surmounted by an orle Azure counterchanged"
mka: Sam Pearce

The only problem I can see is that she is a drawing, rather than living.

You know Al...you and I think alot alike....

it´s made of plastic !

With those hault guards like that, it looks like if she had to raise her arms over the level of her shoulder, she'd cut the top of her head off.



That having been said... if she's just fighting herterosexual men, you can't underplay the value of that outfit. I mean, how many people would really be watching that sword of hers anyway..

dak

Sorry, the marshal's will never pass that.

other than the haute guards.. maybe the fact that she's wearing tooo much armor. (just a thought)

If you are going to go to the trouble of wearing plate, shouldn't you have something over your heart?

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The defining characteristic of fanaticism is the inability to understand why everyone else is not a fanatic.

She is... They're implants

Good morning, boys and girls, can you say...."Femoral Artery"? I knew you could!

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Owen
"Death is but a doorway-
Here, let me hold that for you"

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR><font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Crow´s Anvil:
it´s made of plastic !</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Its called silicone, and she has 2 of them.

She's a girl

You think boys should look like that? [img]http://www.armourarchive.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif[/img]

If your in Sydney during Mardi Gras...they HAVE boys that look like that.




Sasha


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-Oysterband

[Crossing Sydney off the list of places to visit.]

[This message has been edited by Alcyoneus (edited 12-19-2002).]

Anyone else have a picture of really bad armour for the rest of us to gawk at? Lets see what's out there, the worse it looks, the better we like it!

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Get it hot, hit it hard!