T-Bob! I can't find your balls anywhere!

bela of kaffa · Post by **bela of kaffa** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 10:52 am

wait, bela, don't open that door!

bob, ever been to australia?

I'm ever, rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Marvin · Post by **Marvin** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 8:42 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>*Pointing randomly and invoking the power of subject change.....*

"Look!!! A duck!!!"

Brandr

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and....

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>A flock of ducks!

Jean Louis
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Gleann Abhann "Duck Humor" has made it onto the Archive.

It may never be the same...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 10:24 pm

Too much information!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jean Louis · Post by **Jean Louis** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 5:50 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Marvin:
 Gleann Abhann "Duck Humor" has made it onto the Archive.

It may never be the same...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Does that mean we are quacking up?

Jean Louis

Hushgirl · Post by **Hushgirl** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:51 am

Featherweight.

Hushgirl · Post by **Hushgirl** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 11:19 am

But seriously, folks, check for Pinkie (tm) at Wal-mart and K-mart.

Ivar · Post by **Ivar** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 11:29 am

Lets see what fun we can have when we consolodate and take out of context, the original post, shall we??

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by SNIFFLES:
T-Bob! I can't find your balls anywhere!
I've searched (everywhere)...Most look at me like I'm a lunatic.....

T-Bob, where did you find your balls?....I'm currntly using (blue foam with a kind of plastic coating) and I was going to affix my balls to that....Are they workable? I was concearned about them being fuzzy and the tape coming off if I used these balls instead of (yours). I was considering shaving them first....did you shave your balls first? Did you notice a difference in performance between shaved and unshaved balls? Thanks for any input. I really want to (finish my weapon) I just have to find the balls to do it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now, I think the only question missing is, "Do they clank when you walk?"

Raibeart Lok De la Haye · Mon Apr 28, 2003 1:54 pm

So? Now we know what's in the special sause for the Pit Master. Damn!

Garreth · Post by **Garreth** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 4:59 pm

*** The post that would not die!!

Well, it's not "Carribean" jerk sauce, exactly...

Pit Master and balls should not be used in the same sentence, IMHO!

Garreth · Post by **Garreth** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 9:05 pm

Bumping Bob's Balls, because they belong on top!

Garreth · Post by **Garreth** » Mon May 05, 2003 10:13 pm

Well, as my Knight says, "If you beat a dead horse long enough, it becomes funny again".

BUMP

lacheadon · Post by **lacheadon** » Tue May 06, 2003 1:58 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Garreth:
Well, as my Knight says, "If you beat a dead horse long enough, it becomes funny again".

BUMP<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I my experiance it just turns into lumps of meat and starts smelling.

not that I've tried it or anthing...

Owen · Post by **Owen** » Tue May 06, 2003 7:14 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>The ones in the jar belong to someone else.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hush, I'm looking forward to you and Bob visiting Kaffa, but I am SO hiding every sharp object in camp! Just in case, ya know.

------------------
Owen
"Death is but a doorway-
Here, let me hold that for you"

Templar Bob/De Tyre · Post by **Templar Bob/De Tyre** » Tue May 06, 2003 7:49 pm

Owen:

It's okay...we'll just bring our own sharp toys!

...just kidding!

Templar Bob/De Tyre · Post by **Templar Bob/De Tyre** » Tue May 06, 2003 7:51 pm

Ringlancer:

Check your mailbox...got a surprise for you.

Ringlancer · Post by **Ringlancer** » Wed May 07, 2003 1:30 pm

Oh?

Ok. I'll check when I get home tonight.

(not sure what to expect....)

Honestly, the way you people twisted the meaning of my post is deplorable at best.

Harumph.

Thanks again, T-Bob. My wife is helping me out, encouraging me getting back into fighting. I told her about your balls and she's very excited. She'll be checking the mailbox because we can't wait to get ahold of your balls.

William.

Raibeart Lok De la Haye · Wed May 07, 2003 6:05 pm

Look in the sports section at Wally World. The "grip exercise ball's", not T-Bob's, ball may be found there.

Ringlancer · Post by **Ringlancer** » Wed May 07, 2003 6:18 pm

The only Wally World I know of had a guard that said...

"Sorry folks, parks' closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya."