The Armour Archive

If you do that I am dropkicking you from the top turnbuckle and knocking the chair into your head.

Wouldn't that be the job of the Crimson Jihad?

Anyway I think his lady(Lady Lofwynne, that is) would give him a rattan shower (i.e. kill him) if he tried to put her on the throne right now....

I've joked about doing this for years, but I was considering last night if that would really invalidate a crown. I suppose you would have to totally Galugi someone with a lead pipe to the point that they couldn't continue. And in reality you might have to do it to both finalists since I know of a crown where one one of the finalist's knee blew out (from a low blow) and he had to withdraw...the other guy got to be king...

Of course, you would be Level 3'ed on out of here, so it would really have to be worth it...

I should get the hell off the internet today, shouldn't I?

Well, we would have to give them an old "NWO" style beatdown. The type I used to call "the wood shampoo" because it hits them all up and down their head-n-shoulders.


Dammit, maybe I should get off of the interweb too.

Balynar wrote:I put me at 1:1 odds, as I am running into the finals and knocking the other guys out with a chair.

Got theme music? Can't be that badass without theme music...and maybe some lights.

Bedlam wrote:Another Roman...there goes the neighborhood. I am really tired of these non-SCA time period personas!

B

The Byzantines were Romans. Just ask them.

So were the people who lived in Rome.

And I'm not even counting the Holy Roman Empire.