Good Morrow from Lord William Featherstone,
As I am often overheated and desiring to fight for a long time, I request the hiring of a pair of responsible urchins at Pennsic to hose me down with ice water when I come to them, and keep me hydrated with drinking water as well.
The payment would be a Super Soaker type water cannon apiece and a pair of Japanese fans. Must have a cooler you can borrow for cold water and electrolyte drinks.
Offers and haggling are now open.
If there are urchins interested being hired 12-19AUG06 to fire Super Soakers at a man in stainless steel armour, please post here with your offer and location.
The ability to get a tight shot grouping is a must, as civilian soaking-casualties must be minimized to absolutely zero. Those who don't wish to get soaked (like my poleaxe...added water would make it dangerous) should never get soaked. Of course you may soak each other as long as there is access to more water to hose me down with.
Hiring Urchins for Squirtguns at Pennsic
Hiring Urchins for Squirtguns at Pennsic
With respect,
-Aaron
-Aaron
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