The Essence of Newbieness

Richard Blackmoore · Post by **Richard Blackmoore** » Tue May 01, 2001 9:07 pm

If you truly wish to understand why newbies drive people crazy, get a copy of the following. It has appeared on Dr. Demento among other radio shows. It's short and to the point.

"Ti Kwan Leep/Boot To The Head" by The Frantics

muttman · Post by **muttman** » Tue May 01, 2001 9:21 pm

That is an old favorite of mine!!

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"and the springfieldians heroicly slaughtered there enemys while they prayed for mercy!"

Dmitriy · Post by **Dmitriy** » Tue May 01, 2001 9:30 pm

Teehee

randy · Post by **randy** » Tue May 01, 2001 9:50 pm

still perfer the reading of the will version

Owen · Post by **Owen** » Wed May 02, 2001 12:07 am

"You must learn patience."

"yeah, yeah, patience, how long will that take?"

and

"I have learned two things:
First, that anger is a weapon only to one's opponant'" "Very good"
"and Second, get in the first shot!"

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Owen
"Death is but a doorway-
Here, let me hold that for you"

Morgan · Post by **Morgan** » Wed May 02, 2001 8:46 am

I used to have that whole album. Wonderful stuff.

My favorite part: "People voting republican, give them a boot to the head!"