T-Bob! I can't find your balls anywhere!

Ringlancer · Post by **Ringlancer** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 1:32 pm

Pinky balls, that is.....

I've serched Dollar stores, Target, Wal-mart, Kay-Bee, Toys-r-Us...and more. Most look at me like I'm a lunatic.

T-Bob, where did you find your balls? How many balls do you use to make your maces?

I'm currntly using a base of Mcdonalds playland pipe covering (blue foam with a kind of plastic coating)over my rattan and I was going to affix my balls to that.

Have you used tennis balls? Are they workable? I was concearned about them being fuzzy and the tape coming off if I used these balls instead of pink ones. I was considering shaving them first. For those of you who have made maces with tennis balls, did you shave your balls first? Dd you notice a difference in performance between shaved and unshaved balls?

Thanks for any input. I really want to get my mace made, i just have to find the balls to do it.

Xander · Post by **Xander** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 2:01 pm

lol, I knew I shouldn't have clicked on it, I knew I shouldn't have clicked on it...

Xander

Templar Bob/De Tyre · Post by **Templar Bob/De Tyre** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 2:13 pm

>ahem, snerk<

Go to my Profile, get my e-mail address and send me your address--I'll mail a couple of them to you gratis for the amusement you've given me in this posting.

Ringlancer · Post by **Ringlancer** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 2:15 pm

Wow, thanks T-Bob!

You're very generous with gifting your balls!

giles o D · Post by **giles o D** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 2:19 pm

*shakes head*
i have to admit, that was damn funny.

Alcyoneus · Post by **Alcyoneus** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 2:43 pm

Be gentle when you play with them.

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 2:47 pm

You win the "big smirk" award for the month!

Ringlancer · Post by **Ringlancer** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 3:03 pm

I will NOT play gently with T-Bob's balls! I will be smacking them with great force in the face of my adversaries!

I'm hoping to at least crease a cuisse or two with them.

Templar Bob/De Tyre · Post by **Templar Bob/De Tyre** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 3:08 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Ringlancer:
I will NOT play gently with T-Bob's balls! I will be smacking them with great force in the face of my adversaries!

I'm hoping to at least crease a cuisse or two with them.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

As Vitus would say...

"Yikes!"

daniel · Post by **daniel** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 3:14 pm

don't know if shaving is gonna make the tape stick better ...but I bet it will hurt less if you have to pull the tape off

Hushgirl · Post by **Hushgirl** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 3:31 pm

I never have any trouble finding them...

Ivar · Post by **Ivar** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 3:43 pm

yes, but are they REALLY pink?

warclub_33 · Post by **warclub_33** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 4:17 pm

I bet Hush knows where they are. My guess is they are pickled in a jar in the kitchen cabinet.

Brandr · Post by **Brandr** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 5:57 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Hushgirl:
I never have any trouble finding them...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*Pointing randomly and invoking the power of subject change.....*

"Look!!! A duck!!!"

Brandr

Garreth · Post by **Garreth** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 6:14 pm

ROTLLMAO!!!!
I was thinking... I you are having to replace T-Bob's balls so frequently, maybe you shouldn't be buying them at discount stores. Kinda like cheap tires and low tread life.

Your mileage may vary.

Garreth
(Who is still laughing 30 minutes later!)

Apollonia · Post by **Apollonia** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 9:03 pm

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Ringlancer:
I will be smacking them with great force in the face of my adversaries!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Isn't that called teabagging?

Garreth · Post by **Garreth** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 9:49 pm

Roughing the reader, 15 yard penalty, automatic loss of down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garreth

sarnac · Post by **sarnac** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 10:19 pm

Garreth...

you for got TWO BEER PENALTY!!!!

Garreth · Post by **Garreth** » Thu Apr 24, 2003 10:50 pm

Already drank 3 beers, it did NOT help!

MY EYES!!!! IEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!!!!

G.

JJ Shred · Post by **JJ Shred** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:42 am

I bet Hush knows where they are. My guess is they are pickled in a jar in the kitchen cabinet.

I know these two like family and that is hilarious!!!!!

Once more, let me explain, "Hush" is one of the most friendly and helpful people you could ever meet. She comes off harsh on the internet, but if she said it to your face you'd laugh it off as nothing. Like me, the way we write comes off more agressive than what we really are.

Jean Louis · Post by **Jean Louis** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 8:25 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Brandr:
 *Pointing randomly and invoking the power of subject change.....*

"Look!!! A duck!!!"

Brandr<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

A flock of ducks!

Jean Louis

Elias mac Griogair · Post by **Elias mac Griogair** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 8:49 am

ROLFMAO

I will not coment, I will not coment, I will not coment

Elias

who is still chuckling after 20 minutes

warclub_33 · Post by **warclub_33** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 10:17 am

Yea, Hushgirl has turned out to be a purty good ole gal, dor an ole gal. I hope she knows I was playin anyway, heh.

mordreth · Post by **mordreth** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:45 pm

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ringlancer:
[B]I will NOT play gently with T-Bob's balls! I will be smacking them with great force in the face of my adversaries!

Ah - why not? Probably no worse than he's done with them

VadeKing · Post by **VadeKing** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 2:14 pm

I'll never be able to look at photos of T-bob on the big pennsic ribroast flyers the same ever again. I don't think i've ever laughed so hard at something on the armourarchive.

--Vade

Hushgirl · Post by **Hushgirl** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 3:25 pm

I not only know where they are, I know where they've been.

The ones in the jar belong to someone else.

[This message has been edited by Hushgirl (edited 04-25-2003).]

Magmaforge · Post by **Magmaforge** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:38 pm

::laughing:: hide the children!

Ld. David de Clermont · Fri Apr 25, 2003 8:52 pm

Heh heh, I got to thinking about T-Bob's pink balls and went out to the garage and started digging in my ancient armour box. Lo and behold, beneath enough scrap leather to build a suit of lamellar for an elephant I found one of them! That's right, folks, I have one of T-Bob's balls! Hahaha! I *know* you are all so jealous! After 12 years it's not quite as pink as it used to be but I've got one and you don't!

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Garreth · Post by **Garreth** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:59 pm

You one of T-Bobs balls AND a one off WMA helm... Damnit!!!!

Hushgirl · Post by **Hushgirl** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:29 pm

Hey, T-Bob, that thread on "your balls" is still growing!

Juan Santell · Post by **Juan Santell** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 5:57 am

Perhaps, if he is married like me he has no further use for them. I know I rarely do!

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Hushgirl · Post by **Hushgirl** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 8:55 am

Yes, he's married.

No, that's not the problem.

Juan, if that's your situation, you're doing it wrong.

Templar Bob/De Tyre · Post by **Templar Bob/De Tyre** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 9:50 am

All this talk about balls is makin' me really nervous, guys!

Trepiditiously,

T-Bob

warclub_33 · Post by **warclub_33** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 10:21 am

Trepiditiously? Does that mean you have more balls than you do good sense? People tell me that all the time.

Trevor · Post by **Trevor** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 10:48 am

You know, brass balls would be a lot more durable...